BELLA
MAXI
BURNT DAD
KITCHEN
[ WHAT ARE WE MAKING? ]
WHAT ARE WE ATTEMPTING TO COOK?
⚔ DIFFICULTY
🚫 ALLERGY FILTERS
👾 SERVINGS 4
🔥 BURNT DAD MERCH 🔥
Wear the shame. Share the chaos.
Art by dads after doing the dishes.
THE CLASSIC
"We Ate It" tee
Black · Unisex
$28
THE APRON
"Burnt Dad" apron
Canvas · One Size
$34
STICKER PACK
Bella, Maxi & Burnt Dad
5 stickers · Waterproof
$12
LITTLE CHEF
"Dad's Sous Chef" kids tee
Ages 4–12
$24
Art by dads after doing the dishes.
Merch ships when we stop burning things long enough to fulfill orders.